Tomatoes
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| "Tomato debris on the church building." by Mr. Muddy Suitman is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0. |
There once was a church with
some believers who disagreed with others on a specific topic. Sometimes the
disagreement escalated into shouting, other times into gossip and even insults.
They all believed that Jesus is the Vine, and the believers are the branches. But
soon they allowed their disagreement to divide. So, some attended the new “Church
of Tomatoes Are Fruit,” and some attended “Tomatoes Are a Vegetable Church,”
while several others were so disenfranchised they no longer attended church nor
ate tomatoes. One day, when no one was looking, many of them got tomatoes in
their eyes when Jesus returned.
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