Road Race
(Performance Poem)
I arrive early like I always do
(Performance Poem)
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Especially when it comes to
A bike race
Adrenaline pumping
Elbows bumping
Heart pounding
Lactic-acid burning your legs
Until they scream!
With my team-mates
Is filled with a bit more ego
We hammer on
We hammer on
About getting a couple of guys in a break
While the rest of the team blocks the field –
The perfect plan
But, as one famous commentator once said,
“It’s a bike race, anything can happen.”
Well Mr. Bob Roll, you are so right
We make our way to the start and off we roll!
The rush of wind fills my lungs
As I maintain position in the top ten
The first five miles contain of series
While the rest of the team blocks the field –
The perfect plan
But, as one famous commentator once said,
“It’s a bike race, anything can happen.”
Well Mr. Bob Roll, you are so right
The rush of wind fills my lungs
As I maintain position in the top ten
The first five miles contain of series
Of short climbs
and rollers
That if you’re not careful
That if you’re not careful
And attentive to the action at
the front
You could get popped off the back
You could get popped off the back
And riding home solo
The road gets a bit, a bit rough
Bouncing around the light-weights
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A rider falls victim
Bouncing around the light-weights
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A rider falls victim
To a chard of glass or a goat-head
Ending his day in the saddle
Teams are fighting for position
As we approach the one-lane bridge
The onto a couple of power-climbs
But no one’s feeling frisky yet
At least not until the third and final lap
That’s when I decide to go off-the-front
In hopes of dragging
Ending his day in the saddle
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As we approach the one-lane bridge
The onto a couple of power-climbs
But no one’s feeling frisky yet
At least not until the third and final lap
In hopes of dragging
A couple of strong riders with me
And we get six in break!
But the anger of the field fuels them on
And chases us down like dogs
Another break attempt
Same result
This cat-and-mouse game goes on
Until the final 10K to-go marker
It’s hot! It’s August!
In the middle of the Salinas Valley
And the headwind begins
And we get six in break!
But the anger of the field fuels them on
And chases us down like dogs
Another break attempt
Same result
This cat-and-mouse game goes on
Until the final 10K to-go marker
It’s hot! It’s August!
In the middle of the Salinas Valley
And the headwind begins
To drop riders like flies
5K to-go – and the tension mounts
Riders are looking each other up and down
Like you’re about to steal
Riders are looking each other up and down
Like you’re about to steal
Their mother’s purse
No one wants to pull through
Everyone’s saving their legs
For the up hill
Energy sapping
Oxygen depriving
Sprint!
No one wants to pull through
Everyone’s saving their legs
For the up hill
Energy sapping
Oxygen depriving
Sprint!
Was my training enough?
Was it smart enough?
Did I drink enough?
Grr! I’m suffering like an animal!
A gap opens up in front of me!
Keep the focus – concentrate
Fill that gap
Grab that wheel
Fill the gap
Grab the wheel
Bam! Crack! Screech! Pop!
Through my salt-filled blurry eyes
I spot a few riders pay homage
To the asphalt-gods
Was it smart enough?
Did I drink enough?
Grr! I’m suffering like an animal!
Keep the focus – concentrate
Fill that gap
Grab that wheel
Fill the gap
Grab the wheel
Through my salt-filled blurry eyes
I spot a few riders pay homage
To the asphalt-gods
And kiss some skin good-bye
Ouch!
I avoid the carnage and hammer on!
With every muscle-fiber still responding
Ouch!
I avoid the carnage and hammer on!
To my central
nervous-system
I stay with the surging pack
I stay with the surging pack
Of carbon and titanium and
groan
As I hang onto the lead group of five riders
100 meters to go!
Augh! My heart red-lines!
The air burns my lungs!
Shimmering stars fill my vision
Yet somehow, somehow
By the strength of God Almighty
I cross the finish line!
Life – it’s like a bike race
As I hang onto the lead group of five riders
100 meters to go!
Augh! My heart red-lines!
The air burns my lungs!
Shimmering stars fill my vision
Yet somehow, somehow
By the strength of God Almighty
I cross the finish line!
Anything can happen
Just – cross – the finish line
Just – cross – the finish line